willzone:

I want to ask you one question.  If I had some nuts, hanging on the wall,
what would I have honey?  I said, “Darlin, you’d have some walnuts!”  She
said, “Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chest would those be chestnuts?”
I said “Hell yeah.”  She said, “Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chin
would those be chin nuts?”  I said “Hell no bitch, you’d have a dick in your
mouth!